Monday 31 December 2012

Hindsight's a b*tch, foresight isn't that much better



So it’s been a year since I ‘completed’ the 21 things to do before I’m 21 challenge, and I say completed  in inverted commas because I didn’t actually complete anything, it was bit of failure really. 

So anyway, where was I…oh yes, as it is a year later I would like to take this time to reflect on my achievements, can’t really think of any right now apart from the fact that I burst out belly dancing at the most inappropriate times. I also got highly excited when I saw rossogollas on sale at Tesco’s although they probably weren’t as weird as mine were, I don’t know, I didn’t buy them. 

On the plus side I have now graduated University (yay me!!) but then again on the other side (would you say this was the dark side? Because if it is, yay, because they have cookies) I have absolutely no idea what to do with my life. What career path should I choose? Is anyone actually EVER going to give me a job? Am I going to end up an unemployed waif and stray for the rest of days? And if so how many days of that are left?  (It’s kind of boring, having nothing other to do than job hunting day in day out, although there is a pile of laundry over there that needs doing) Do I need a job to make me happy? The short answer to that question is yes. If you have a job you get money, if you have money you buy things, pretty things and everyone knows money buys you happiness. 

 Another question I often ask myself whenever I have these pointless musings is what is the point? I mean like what is the reason of life? For those of you who have read this blog (I know who you are, just kidding I have no idea who anyone is anymore. Everything has changed! You’re not the person I thought you were anymore! sob sob yada yada yada) know the meaning of life is 42 and on Oxford Street (the only place to be if you ask me) it is a restaurant (although I have later learnt that Google maps was lying to me and told me about 42 New Oxford Street not the actual Oxford Street, my whole life is a lie!) 



But anyway I’ll leave you with one last thought, the world didn’t end on the 21st December because the Mayans forgot to tell us the key element to their prophecy. And that is that 21.12.2012 did not mark the end of the world but the start of a new beginning. Aww thanks guys that makes me feel a whole lot better.